okay, so I have this theory...

I have this theory..

I keep seeing the trailers for the new conan in 3D and 1.) I’m pissed because the original conan’s are fine. (I mean, he survived maria. come on!) 2.) that is one fuckin ugly conan. I am convinced that they took this man:



the great khali lending his acting talents.

 …added a little bit of that captain america CGI that they used to make chris evans tiny, and you get…


BAM! tiny great khali.

...this kid. I know your tricks, hollywood.
- manda micro.